Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.
I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2021
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Ear Burn

A song that one as listened to so much that it has become annoying or unpleasant to listen to.
"I really loved the song when I first heard it! I listened to it everyday, but now I have an ear burn for it."
by Saddertu September 16, 2017
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Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.
*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
by Father Figure 69 August 26, 2022
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Ear Blasting

The act of consensually listening to extremely loud audio.
by CoolAidCheeseMan March 30, 2024
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airplane ears

An expression that is mostly know for cats to do when they get angry, as their ears turn sideways forming the look of the wings on an airplane
"Oh no…the ginger cat has the airplane ears again…"
by stinkyplinkyplink October 15, 2023
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playing music on numb ears

Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.

Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it

Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 26, 2012
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ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
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