Noodle Fingers

When a man can’t make a girl finish with his fingers because he has no idea what he’s doing.

He couldn’t even make me cum with his goddamn noodle fingers !

by NarikoSin January 25, 2018

Finger Pilot

1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Walnut Tickler

2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.

"You gotta try it at least once, bro.. It's the shizzle, she jams it up there and tickles your walnut"

"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."

by Dan Wilder April 29, 2008

Noodle Fingers

A girl, or boy, who gives out mad handjobs. Also useful for combination puns with al dente and alfredo (creamy white)

"Shit, that girl Grace such a noodle fingers she be throwin around handjobs like hotcakes."

by pastalover April 4, 2009

Easter Finger

The desired result from inserting a finger into a female vagina durring her minstrel cycle on easter day. The finger(s) should be red and allowed to dry. Authentic Easter Fingers are made using actual female rabbits. The odds of getting an Easter Finger are rare and therefore highly desireable.

Ira got his Easter Finger and red wings on the same day.

by Antisapien April 11, 2010

pigeon fingers

cleverly substituted for chicken fingers in a lower-end chinese food restaurant. such establishments may be identified by an abundance of bird feeders, but a curious absence of birds.

'yeah, i'll have the gai-pan, 2 egg rolls, a large pork fried rice, and an order of pigeon fingers.'

by carlton berry August 21, 2007

Facebook Finger

That pose that has taken the world of Facebook (and Social Networking in general) by storm, where all and sundry seductively place there index finger (usually) to the side of their pouting “Oouuh” lips when their photo is being taken. Kinda like a cross between Austin Powers and Jordan being seductive (ie, not always attractive).

On a night out pretty much anywhere in the West, you’re sure to encounter the phenomenon of bumping into groups of hipsters struttin’ their stuff, and lots of flashes going off and Facebook fingering taking place.

by frank_bird June 28, 2010

finger poof

Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.

John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.

by newcastel high June 28, 2007