The most powerful insult mankind has ever discovered. It was mastered by the ancient Japanese warrior Po of the furious five.
Gib: “You gay”
Dave: “Yore mum a fat egg”
Gib: No please”
Dave: “You know I had to do it to em”
Gib: *Burns to death*
Dave: “Yore mum a fat egg”
Gib: No please”
Dave: “You know I had to do it to em”
Gib: *Burns to death*
by Good boye gib May 10, 2018
Get the Fat egg mug."Eggs" was slang in the 1920s for "rich". The term "eat the rich" has been gaining traction from young millennials and zoomers as a meme. Since the 20s are coming around again as the 2020s, "eat the eggs" seems like the only logical response to rich humans.
An egg: "Taxing the rich is insensitive. People who don't work for their money deserve to starve."
A person: "Looks like it's time to eat the eggs."
A person: "Looks like it's time to eat the eggs."
by littlemilodog December 15, 2019
Get the eat the eggs mug.Person 1: Mike, do you know what an egg wash is? lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol
by chomski January 5, 2012
Get the egg wash mug.when You smell like bad fish your probably an egg face
an egg face is somebody who smells like eggs and their face is in the shape of an egg
an egg face is somebody who smells like eggs and their face is in the shape of an egg
by Fe4rless2.0 November 5, 2020
Get the Egg Face mug.“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”
“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020
Get the cleaning up eggs mug.Pretty nasty sexual act starting has a 69. But then when the guy is about to cum he pulls out, cums on one side of the partner's mouth while taking a dump on the head, hence creating what looks like half a cadbury egg. Do at your own risks and obviously with both parties consensual.
"That girl was a serious freak, she wanted me to pop a Cadbury Egg on her face."
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by Obscenery June 1, 2014
Get the Cadbury Egg mug.When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.
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