David Garrido

A DUMB LOOKING GOOFY ASS MF THAT LOVES SMOKING COCAINE AND SHOVING ALOE VERA UP HIS CULO
by Yor d May 15, 2018
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David Forrest

To throw a bat or golf at someone, when provoked or unprovoked.
Dude, howd you get that bump on your head?
Some guy david forrested me
by smifsta March 20, 2009
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Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.
Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!
by timboslice84 August 01, 2014
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David Cameroned

When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.
My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.

I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.
by Largedwarf April 13, 2019
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david dexter

A David Dexter is a bad ass mother fucker That constantly thinks about banging his missis. Normally attracted to blonde girls and likes them curvy, adores using sex toys
Your such a badass you must be a David Dexter
by Djafd2 October 08, 2015
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Nash David

Nash David is a slang term probably originating from the 1819 comic "David!" used to describe a very masculine man usually with a HUGE package that is a dark horse type character with good taste. Typical Nash David's swoop in to rescue distraught maidens with large breasts and wet cookies. They make all the ladies swoon but are for some reason unavailable to any of them for long. Be wary of these creatures! They are chiseled, handsome men, and the smell of their testosterone can and will bring all women in proximity into a primitive mindset, incapable of reason, or refusal of business. The most common usage of the term Nash David is to describe men who are often in short-term relationships, leaving the female counterpart distraught upon his depature.
"Nelly's all broke up about that man leavin'."
"He's just a Nash David..."
by Joe Clien December 13, 2022
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The David Difference

A term incomprehensible and undefinable by any medium of mortal communication. The last stop on the infinite forms of complex intellectuality incomparable to any level of anything in and beyond existence.
-Damn bro, you haven't made The David Difference?

-No
-Man dude that's all good. Whether in this life or the next, you'll become David eventually. Everyone does.
by positivedead December 07, 2021
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