Over Baked

When you are so baked you can't do anything ever
I was so Over Baked I didn't know weather I should go up or down, so I slept in the middle
by J-Diggy-Dogg January 13, 2016
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Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.
I hope that behatch bakes in oven.
by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005
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Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.
Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.
by IncipientMedusa February 09, 2021
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Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.
Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.
by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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Ohio no bake

An Ohio no-bake is a sexual experience and an Ohio tradition. When a man ejaculates into the anus of his significant partner. After the ejaculation the significant partner poops out both sperm and fecal mater , mushes it all together in what looks like a no bake cookie. And then they feed it to each other . No baking required .
Maybe tonight is the night we try the Ohio no bake ?
by Meowbarkroofhiss63 February 22, 2019
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half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2010
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