anthony keiser

Noun

1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb

1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium

2. To comfort

Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around

Noun example:

Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"

Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:

A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"

B:"Oh fr fr"

A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:

A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"

by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018

Anthony

Anthony can be a horny perv sometimes but he can be nice if he wants to. He can be a jackass to his friends but its all in good fun. He doesn't see right away when he hurt someone but he will apologize if he feels bad enough.

Anne: That dude was a jerk to me. Nik: Well he's an Anthony. Give him time. He'll come around.

by skeet skeet on dem kiddos April 23, 2019

Anthony Joshuas

Boxers
Boxer shorts cause he's a boxer i thought this was brilliant idea

Hello can u pass my Anthony Joshuas please

by Bubba W July 19, 2025

Anthony Roy

Anthony Roy is weird they are mean and not cool you don't want to be friends with them they are perverts and fuck boys. They will date everyone they make dirty jokes make you feel uncomfortable you don't want them to touch you he touches you in unwanted touched areas of the body. He would make a terrible husband and friend they are loud and they don't listen to you.

I screamed when Anthony Roy touched me.

by Sage waters March 27, 2019

anthony

HE is supreme leader of the spee division and he is nothing more the a strong leader who has climbed the ranks in the S.T.D corps (SPEE TACTICAL DIVISON) although he is lets just say a military mastermind he lacks in controlling his cool when it comes to people of the arabian ethnicity and has countless times ruined peace talks between the SPEE EMPIRE and the (ANTI SPEE PRO MUSLIM HAMAS CHILDEREN REBELS) also known as A.S.P.M.H.C.R making him an somewhat uncontrollable asset to the S.T.D however his muscles turn on the females whos eggs are harvested so the pros outweigh the cons. If you ever see Anthony make sure to give him the standard SPEE salute and respect him as much as u can (give him a footjob).

Muslim1: OH NO ANTHONY HAS COME RUN THE STD FORCES HAVE OVERUN OUR POSTION!!
Anthony: your feet better be clean

by EMPEROR OF THE SPEE EMPIRE January 3, 2025

Pull an Anthony

To be a Rat

To have sex with your roommates gf without permission

To be terrible at fortnite

Hey why did you pull an Anthony on me, you had no right.

Don’t pull an Anthony, you little rat.

by Pull an Anthony May 19, 2020

anthony magana

An amazing guy who tends to be very shy but has one killer smile that smile can light up a whole room he’s very shy and reserved but if you get to know him he’s funny and cute you would be so luck if he was your boyfriend he’s very loyal but hinds his emotions a LOT he’s very sweet to if you have an Anthony magana keep him in your life ♥️

Have you seen Anthony magana smile

by Hejsgevejyegebkrjr December 12, 2018