van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

Jeremy Van Dyk

The qualities of being gormless however showing exceptional CPM rate

Hey, I heard that intern is like a Jeremy Van Dyk ;)

by Slagfest August 3, 2022

Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.

Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed

by J183 November 26, 2021

Van Zyl

When you run-over a pig . Then stab her on the back of your pick-up (usually with a blunt object, such as a penis)

Jirr jys n regte Van Zyl

by Jorrie July 24, 2022

Van

An acronym people use to say they've had Vagina All Night, but want to be discreet about it.

Male 1: How was last night?
Male 2/Female 1: It was okay, we just went for a ride in the Van.
Male 1: So I assume it was a good night then ;)

by Dorifutography September 19, 2020

chris van geffen

Chris van Geffen is a person you have to love when you meet this guys. He's funny and fantastic! IF YOU MEET HIM SAY YOU LOVE HIM!!!

OMG THATS CHRIS VAN GEFFEN HES SO AWESOME!

by Chrinsiepaarntie February 5, 2018

Miss Van-Zanten

A dumb as teacher who shouldn't teach because she fucking sucks a teaching.

Miss Van-Zanten

by Syuzu September 12, 2019