touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.

Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot

by katieskii March 20, 2021

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

Schroedl Touch

When Johnny Schroeds touches you. After said touch; your life is practically over. You are cursed.

Gross!!! You have the Schroedl touch!!! Get rid of it!!!

by SnusIsLoose March 5, 2020

Bozza touch

Bozza touch is a touch where the ball is glued to you like women are glued to Elliot daniells the absolute women destroyer

Corrrr bozza touch

by Bozza touch October 16, 2023

Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014