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touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section
Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
by urbdictinger February 24, 2025
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a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024
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Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.
Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot
by katieskii March 20, 2021
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touch yourself

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea
by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023
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Schroedl Touch

When Johnny Schroeds touches you. After said touch; your life is practically over. You are cursed.
Gross!!! You have the Schroedl touch!!! Get rid of it!!!
by SnusIsLoose March 5, 2020
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Bozza touch

Bozza touch is a touch where the ball is glued to you like women are glued to Elliot daniells the absolute women destroyer
Corrrr bozza touch
by Bozza touch October 16, 2023
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Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek
Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch
by Bakarra December 4, 2014
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