Salty Scoop

Taking a salty chip in a scoop form to collect some sort of bodily fluid and chowing down.

Dude, do you remember salty scooping each other’s jizz last night?

by VFM Boyz October 03, 2019

Salty Rodman

A term used to describe how she tastes and how you feel, when Dennis Rodman barebacks your girlfriend after drinks in Ft. Lauderdale.

Ankles: I’m just with my friends!
Kyle: who’s that in the background?
Me: Bro, that’s a Salty Rodman

by Salty Popcorn Krew December 28, 2022

Salty enchilada

When a man pulls his penis out of a vagina after intercourse, and the woman pours salt onto the sticky penis.

I think I pissed my wife off because last night she gave me a salty enchilada

by DollyMamaOK August 11, 2023

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 07, 2016

Salty Nutsack Licker

Pertaining to an individual who seemingly enjoys or is in someway privy to the act of licking a salty nutsack which may be homosexual in design.

"You salty nutsack licker ... I came in that side first!"

by Warcoxx III April 22, 2018

salty sandy screamer

A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.

That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 08, 2019