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John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023
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Kentucky Thumb

Just stick a thumb in it
Guaranteed to make you squirm as well as her plus its the one move you can do during those few days to a week
Man I had a blast last night, got to use the Kentucky Thumb
by Bigirononhiship69 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

The kentycky thumb is when he puts it in the bum.
by AllyAx May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

Using just your thumb to really get as deep as possible and not allow any fluids to escape ;)
Brandon totally Kentucky Thumbed her last night dude! I heard she made a real mess afterword's.
by AlexD5555 May 20, 2021
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Brickies thumb

Dude, I hooked with this chick last night. Should have seen her clit! It was like a brickies thumb
by Butchylad April 8, 2023
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Thumb

did you know your thumb is not a finger?????
by susguyhwopokemon October 28, 2022
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Phat Thumb

A women with a big clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat thumb, pressin up against her panties. Thang big as hell, finna pop out!"
by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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