Peanuts

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Dude, Blaise and Taylor are sooo peanuts.

by im_so_peanuts July 30, 2009

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Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005

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hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.

Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.

by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020

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Peanut butter Fishstick

When a female to male transgender person sticks their dick into a mans ass, then pulling it out presenting it to the male.

*pulls out dick* "You want a bite of this Peanut butter Fishstick bitch?"
"Oh boy do I!"

by Pootlips11 September 15, 2023

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Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

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