smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

fantastic smash

see "awesome sause"

Person 1: Hey, I found your G6 keys you were looking for.

Person 2: FANTASTIC SMASH!

by doughnut1986 November 19, 2010

Quad-smash

Referring to sexual relations with four people using the word "smash" meaning sex. Usually two guys and two girls but if the guy is super lucky, one guy and three girls. Three dudes and one girl is just too much dick.

Dude we need to plan out this quad-smash cause it's going to be pretty intense.

by Boss919 May 29, 2010

smashed crabface

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

by jjatlw April 29, 2007

Smashing Day

The 15th day of the month of May where you can smash all your broken stuff that has become worthless throughout the year. Or to smash things for fun because you like to break stuff. May 15th was chosen because a YouTube user posted a video saying May 15th was 'Smash Your iPod Day'. Since iPods aren't the only electronics to smash, or the only type of stuff to smash; That is why May 15th is declared Smashing Day. Not to mention the proximity to other holidays on the calendar is far enough away that May 15th is a great date.

Guy #1: Why do you have all these broken electronics stored in your garage.

Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?

Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.

by debit.servus April 4, 2013

string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.

Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()

by benju May 9, 2013

crogge smash

when a big man named collin gets mad and smashes everything

did you see him crogge smash

by nigg123 April 24, 2014