Woodward's Rule

Woodward's Rule, named after famed, Tampa trial attorney Timothy D. Woodward (where the "D" stands for "Drink, Drank, Drunk"), is the rule by which an alcohol-consumption, mathematical constant is defined. The constant represents the maximum rate at which bourbon or whiskey can be consumed before the consumer's blood alcohol level reaches a critical level. The constant is stated as a function of time and as a derivative of both body weight and the number of 750 mL bottles of bourbon which the consumer has emptied in the past 180 days.

When the bartender invoked the Woodward's Rule, Eric Page became belligerent when we was informed that he could only have 12 Bulleits in a 45 minute window. Page screamed, "Damn that Woodward's Rule! Foiled again. Weigh me again. You got my "weight-to-empty-bottle ratio" wrong. There is no way that I only weigh 175. I have been kickboxing at 5:00 a.m. every morning for 11 years. Muscle weighs more than fat."

by eRockTampa September 26, 2018

Mosh Rules

1. Dont wanna get hit? Dont jump in the pit

2. Respect everyone like a close family/friend in and out of the pit

3. If someone falls, pick them up

4. If someone is injured/knocked out, get one or two people to help drag him/her out and wait for medics/security. Once they are there, continue.

5. Dont throw kicks or punches

6. Dont be a douche bag

7. Stay hydrated

8. DON'T CARRY FUCKING BABIES THROUGH
(I say this because I have seen two ladies do just that)

9. If there are women in the pit, do NOT touch them in any sexual way

10. Have fun

These are some Mosh Rules.
Mosh Rules: There they are

by The_broseph69 January 23, 2016

Slon's rule

Slon's rule posits that no matter how obscure the activity, the most famous participants will have groupies. However, the quantity and appearance of groupies will vary wildly by activity and by the level of fame.

Ever since Bob achieved the grandmaster title he's been drowning in chess groupies, but that's what we should expect according to slon's rule.

by Slonny May 30, 2015

Rule #1

Rocket League term for when two cars ride up against each other nose to nose and become interlocked in a stalemate. Those who break rule #1 are shamed for life and are thus considered menaces to society.

Squidman524: “I can’t help you out, I have to follow rule #1.“

Pezfactory32: “If you break that I’m forfeiting bro!”

“What a save!”

Squidman524: “Fuck!”

by Shoodipie December 10, 2019

Rule 9007

What can be abused,will be abused

Bro 1:,,Bro did you hear about this new op weapen?"
Bro 2:,,im so gonna rule 9007 this crap

by Mistergerhald June 21, 2022

Rule 34

Rule 34 means "be polite".

Person 1: I drew porn of your character, fuck you!
Person 2: STOP, you're breaking the rule 34!

by MrBober June 19, 2021

Cube Rule

A standard of determining types of food dishes based on how the starch component of the meal physically relates to the rest of the ingredients. The Rule is expressed using the planes of a cube to illustrate. A single plane is toast. The top and bottom planes denote a sandwich. Three planes forming a trough illustrate a taco. Four planes forming a square tube are considered sushi. Five planes leaving only one open is a meal served in a bread bowl. All planes filled with starch components is a calzone.

I just realized that according to the Cube Rule, a hot dog is a taco.

by Gangliospunk August 19, 2020