Pocket-Donut

The Pocket Donut is your emergency food, stashed in your pocket, while having origins in a Boston Cream Donut, any food can now suffice as a pocket donut, but pastries are preferred.

"I'm not buying the movie theater candy, I brought my Pocket-Donut"

"I'm famished, I can't believe I forgot to pack a pocket donut."

by MadMuse November 8, 2014

jacket pocket

Someone that pervs on young girls (usually in malls or schoolgrounds)

"I'm putting that girl on layby!"
"Man you're such a jacket pocket"

by androidoftheapocalypse September 17, 2007

Outta Pocket

When Lou Ann jokes about bearded ladies and toothless boomers

"between him and his wife i think they have 4 teeth", "that was outta pocket !'

by LucifersQuinoaVEVO November 5, 2019

pocket veto

To use complacence and disinterest to get your significant other to break up with you so you don't have to break up with them.

I didn't have the heart to break up with her, so I pocket vetoed her.

by A-Train Jackson May 10, 2011

pocket butt

when a person's, usally a girl, pockets on her jeans are bigger than her butt. if they have a pocket butt their butt is small and flat !

she has a pocket butt

by jessandraquelscreation. December 11, 2010

Secret Pocket

Another word for your asshole.

Like my cousin said about his brother right after he put his hand down the back of his pants into his soild dipper. "Sometimes Christopher likes to put his hand in his secret pocket."

-or-

Aris likes to put things in his secret pocket.

by Anna M King February 11, 2006

pocket man

A man who is so small you can just fold him up and put him in your pocket. Pocket men are usually 5'6 or smaller, thin build, and are taking over the world.

Melinda wanted to set me up with her friend Jack but I can't date a pocket man because he only comes up to my shoulder, just like Midget Mac on "I Love New York II."

by PezEmily January 2, 2008