five dollar hoe

a certain individual or slut that loves the dick in and around the mouth. a typical fucken slut that will do anything for five dollars

hey look at that five dollar hoe, bet shell do anything the fucken slut fuck her. cunt

by potato negrow September 5, 2010

five finger disco

A general term for masturbation, both male and female.

Since no one will sleep with me tonight, I guess I'm going to go five finger disco.

by rel422 November 22, 2011

michigan high five

the michigan high five is when one gives a hand job to completion whilst wearing a mitten. the act, however, is not limited to michigan residents or visitors. you can perform the michigan high five in any of the contiguous united states. one can do it in hawaii or alaska, but it is frowned upon.

the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.

and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.

why don't you come back to my place and mama will give you a michigan high five.

it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.

did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.

2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.

by mamaknowsbest1 November 19, 2013

jellyfish high five

A Jellyfish high five is a type of high five fake out.

When an high five is initiated, right before contact, one of the participants in said high five pulls away wiggling their fingers or arms and says "Jellyfish"

*highfive* ~~~~~ JELLYFISH
*highfive* ~~~ smaller jellyfish
(jellyfish High Five)

by 4ShytsNGiggles December 28, 2013

Fawty-five-fifty

Mildly derogative yet humorous way of greeting your asian friends. Derived from comedian Russel Peter's stand up shows.

Asian friend - "Hey guys...."

Other friends - "FAWTY-FIVE-FIFTY! AIE! How's it goin' down there? We was just talkin' bout you..."

by anthubc2010_fawtyfivefifty October 10, 2010

Five College Challenge

Having sex within one week with students from each of the five Claremont Colleges (Pomona, Scripps, Claremont McKenna, Harvey Mudd, and Pitzer). Unlike the somewhat similar Hampshire Five College Ch allege, there is no "easy, medium, or hard" classes in which to compete. As Yoda says, "Either do or not do; there is no try". Controversies over the fact that Scripps is all women placing them at a slight disadvantage and that fact the Mudders are possibly incapable of having sex.

Pitzoid: I'm one short of completing the Five College Challenge.

Mudder: I never met a Pitzoid that could count that high.

by dogman dave July 25, 2014

sloppy high five

When a man or women fingers his/her partner until there hand is covered in their partners cum and then highfives someone without them knowing about whats covering the hand until it is too late.

friend 1 "hey man high five"
slap
friend 2 "what the fuck is all over my hand?"
friend 1 "ask him/her... you just got a sloppy high five"
punch

by JeffbigB July 7, 2011