drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

ear stuff

When you stick your dick in an ear and nut so that its muffling their hearing.

Last nights ear stuff was so hot, you couldn't even hear me when i told you to make me a sandwich.

by Fuck u thats my name October 24, 2017

Ear Nut

When your eardrums shoot a huge load from listening to an amazing song.

"Oh yeah, this song made me ear nut so hard."

by SocialAnxietea March 23, 2017

Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017

Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017

a clip around the ear

British slang for when you do something bad and your parents tell you off

Tom: I shouldn't have done that
Alex: Mum's gonna give you a clip around the ear when she gets home

by BlueBerry_Dino April 29, 2017

Ear Plunger

When a male sticks his penis into a females/males ear and proceeds to cum while humping/plunging the ear.

My boy be looking fine next to me so I gave him that ear plunger

by BigBoiBee May 3, 2017