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Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
mugGet the Ear Tamponmug.

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
mugGet the gooey ear fumblemug.

Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.
Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.
by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012
mugGet the Pulling sheep earsmug.

ear scruncher sniffer

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer
by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008
mugGet the ear scruncher sniffermug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Betrayal Vaginas Are Infactuated With Ear Drums<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Betrayal Vaginas Are Infactuated With Ear Drums<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Cat-eared pup bowl

Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)
You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!
by WolfpackFlowershade October 4, 2022
mugGet the Cat-eared pup bowlmug.

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