A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
Get the Ear Tamponmug. by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
Get the Spanish Earingmug. The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
by RippedA January 5, 2014
Get the gooey ear fumblemug. The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.
Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.
by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012
Get the Pulling sheep earsmug. by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008
Get the ear scruncher sniffermug. by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Betrayal Vaginas Are Infactuated With Ear Drums<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)
by WolfpackFlowershade October 4, 2022
Get the Cat-eared pup bowlmug.