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Chad Glazer

Aka black pill guys who "worship" Chad. They think that if you're not a "Chad", you can't/won't get a girlfriend.
Man, that guy is such a Chad Glazer. He worships "Chad" and thinks that's all it takes to get women.
by Enko247 September 8, 2025
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Chad

You're probably a big simp who is the worst leader of the football team! Chads are SIMP Horrible!
Hello Chad! Find more persons to simp for!
by NathanChats November 18, 2021
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Chad

I took a Chad in my pants. Oh Chad that’s awesome!
by Chad. March 12, 2023
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Chad

A Chad is a person who is a player and can get many girls to do different things with him. ill let your brain take you where it wants to go.
by theschoolphone January 20, 2022
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Chad

Usually a bearded, muscular, bald headed man.
Hard working professional by day, prowling for cougars at the bar by night. Seen wearing shades (most likely stolen from your local gas station), jeans 2 sizes to big (pockets filled with $, a lighter & a pack of red senecas of course), white or black T (also 2 sizes to big), a fedora & an expensive looking pair of shoes that were traded for a half but let’s not forget the gold cross hanging from his neck & his shining fossil watch reflecting off of the charm in his eye. (Old school) Has 2 phones 1 for the bitches, & 1 for the low. Well groomed. Tatted af. Smooth. (Smoother than his freshly saved head) Expert in female biology. Freak in the sheets. Horse cock. Typical ladies man. Probably has enough kids (including the unknown) to fill up a mini bus. Chad is the alpha male, top dawg, when you need a hand in the street or to be bent over your sink, he’s the 1 to call. Never been in a 3 some but its a fantasy. Enjoys vacationing, evenings on the couch (after church of course) watching cops (his fav) & being called daddy. (Obviously) Loyalty & respect is the motto, player is the game. One to call you out on your bullshit & be the first one (&usually the last I mean only 1) to swing. Probably should be enrolled in anger management but if he isn’t, good luck Charlie.

All together Chad is the real deal, complete package. You will be a lucky woman if you end up with Chad.

Ladies: get em while you can

Gentlemen: be like Chad
Chad where is my child support money?
by Call em daddy September 9, 2020
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chad bread

An absoulute chadical piece of slice, you'd definetely want to try and savor this lil gift to earth. A chad bread is commonly found in the suburbs of Franklin Falls or sometimes even in a locker room. All you need to know about chad bread is that you want it. come get it YA'LL
"Yo megan, you see that male guy over there? Sitting in the corner facing the wall over there? Yea that guy, I'd definetely need a slippity of slice of that chad bread"
by enthusiastoflibrarians June 23, 2022
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Chad reactionism

When a individual/group decides their policies or actions based on if it gets chad reactions in their discord server general
“I believe in chad reactionism”
>chad reacts
by HistoricalFanatics June 26, 2023
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