August 10th

national watch 7 lions at echostage with steph day.

August 10th is national watch 7 lions at echostage with steph day.

by Browntown32 August 10, 2024

August 15

National send a titty drop video to your partner (or they hate you)

Partner1 : hey babe guess what day it is 🤭 <3
Partner2 : its august 15th?
Partner1 : exactly , you know what that means babe
Partner2 : okay

finee give me 5 mins
Partner1 : i love you , thanks <33
Partner2 : i love you too sweetie

by bigcoolperson August 14, 2022

August Hutfles

The GREATEST Radiology Student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that patient with only is fifth digit?! That man is going places.

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022

August 12th

August 12th is national vodka day.

Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”

Person 2: “Yassss”

by feetlover28447483927 July 29, 2022

August 6th

National toe wriggling day

Joanne: Why are you wriggling your toes?!
Marla’s: It’s august 6th silly!

by Chickenchipsandsourcream July 30, 2022

august 16th

16th august is the birthday of the most beautiful and charming and absolutely woman ever. the girl born on the 16th of august has prettiest eyes, extremely beautiful lips, and has red blushing cheeks. the most charming and gorgeous woman to ever walk the face of the earth. this diva is born to only be loved and sought after but still does immense work for her husband, herself and her cute little future children called golgappas. absolute love.

"hey wifie, were you born on august 16th"
"yes, babe"
"checks out, lovely"

by ireallyreallyreallylovemywife February 15, 2025

August

Probably trans, super sexy, mysterious, funny, and badass. it is just true that people with this name are superior to everyone else. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

August is a trans name...and this is written by a trans-August.

by August144ytwgg March 31, 2022