Sea Kelpie

noun

A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.

Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.

Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.

Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."

by starvingRD October 2, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Sea Cunt

is usually referring to those have the astrology sign for prices and is also actively acting like a cunt.

“im so sick of this fucking sea cunt “

by My nibba October 24, 2025

Sea Cadets

Noun - A Group of cadets who effectivily don't exist, their squadrons are a fraction of a size as army/air cadet squadrons, and they speed promote level 3s so they can have NCOs, because everyone leaves when they realize they've joined a sea cadet program that transposes into a green-water-navy with aging submarines(Canada). At least it'll look good on their resume.

Jason : Yeah I came from Sea cadets
guy : why'd you leave?
Jason : there were only 8 people who showed up and the officers begged us to come.
guy : damnnnn

by HorseBatterydesable December 2, 2025

massachusetts sea glass

shattered pieces of tail light from karen reads lexus

every year once the snow melts my lawn is covered with massachusetts sea glass

by auntiedeb December 30, 2025