The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.
sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away
maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece
maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece
by Mandemwalahibucktee December 13, 2018

Anthony is the most annoying person you can ever meet. He thinks he is the shit because of his Australian accent and his fucking MULLET. He can be one of the best friends you can ask for, but that’s when he isn’t being a complete dickhead and abuses his friends for not letting go of a pool noodle. He doesn’t shut up about eating his chicken and rice for lunch everyday, and how his electric bike is broken. I almost forgot to say he is one of the dumbest people I have ever met in my entire life. I’m really praying one day soon he gets deported back to Australia so he can be out of my life and really continue his life as a professional drinker and piece of shit. He is extremely caring over his loved ones and is always there to listen to whatever you have to say. He is very good at pissing me off and taking really embarrassing photos of himself for me to use as blackmail against him. He has a talent for making me do the dumbest shit. For example, this Australian piece of shit made me watch this you tube show called “Superwog”. It is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen but also the funniest thing I have ever watched. And one last thing, Anthony stop doing your gym poses in every mirror you find in my house or I’m gonna throw them at you.
by I love ea dick September 30, 2021

by DGLman185 January 15, 2024

Hey are you Anthony?
Anthony:Yes why ask
Oh because i saw you and your boyfriend together and I see a huge age gap
Anthony:Oh ok
Also what music are you listening to?
Anthony:*Says the worst song ever known to man kind*)
Anthony:Yes why ask
Oh because i saw you and your boyfriend together and I see a huge age gap
Anthony:Oh ok
Also what music are you listening to?
Anthony:*Says the worst song ever known to man kind*)
by Latino Loser November 23, 2023

Anthony's are weird, dramatic, and somewhat funny. They often are optimistic and Extroverted. They are crazy but good friends. They always seem to look for the better in people and care for others. Hanging out with them is sure to be a delight. Having friends is something that comes naturally to them resulting in almost everyone knowing their name.
Wow that person is such an Anthony
by screw YOU REEEEE November 4, 2019

by Damon lover March 15, 2022

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.
by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021
