The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

michaels phone

its gone

hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone

by Grimace's son January 12, 2018

Michael Ruiz

He is a very caring person and really likes video games. His favorite game is Friday Night Funkin' and his favorite person is Sora from Kingdom Hearts. He is a really good person and puts other people before himself. He is very intelligent and gets all his work done in school. Michael likes doing things for his mother and things around his house. Although he can be talkative, he is a very nice person.

Michael Ruiz is very talkative.
person but he is fun

by big feet people December 14, 2021

Matthew Michael

A raging homosexual.

Matthew Michael likes it in the ass

by Real_Barrack_Obama October 27, 2019

Michael Basketball

Another way to say my bad.

Thats a Michael basketball.

by BarrelThrower December 1, 2022

Michael Sheen

An expensive and high-quality strain of marijuana; exclusively sold for recreation purposes in Colorado.

Damn, bro, that Michael Sheen got me high AF!

by FinesseManR&y April 11, 2017

Michael George

Boys with the name of Michael George usually don't like girls with the name Jo. He probably hates her. Michael George is usually pretty decent when it comes to sports like baseball. He can be really stubborn sometimes and drive people (Jo) crazy. He thinks he's daddy but he's really not. Michael usually has dark brown eyes that can scare people sometimes. Michael can also be v mean, but he can be v nice too.

OMG is that Michael George?
No thats not Michael George, that's a pineapple. hehe

by CracBoiz February 6, 2019