How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 06, 2023
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i can game all day

1) it means fuck all day; or,

2) generally do anything all day, which (when you generally do anything all day) usually means fuck all day.
common usage:

girl: "so wha u wanna do? i can game all day"
boy: "idk scout how bout we take em out..."
girl: "when and where but always ben"
boy: yup
by darkcloudhorizing June 06, 2013
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and i opp

This phrase, is use mostly for vsco girls, it means, like "upps"
and i opp my hydro flask fell out
by Livecommon December 18, 2019
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i t

it means i think for the groupchats and friends
i t john is a cool dude
by Jackyx1t May 23, 2021
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I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.
Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."
by Ghost_ink October 05, 2023
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by BicicletaRusa February 15, 2025
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