if i were gay

if you say this, you are, in fact, gay
ella- if i were gay, i would totally date her, she’s so hot and i love her personality, she’s just so awesome
me- ella, you’re gay
by helloworld:)) October 02, 2023
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Magnum G. I.

The act of being tenderly sodomized by a well mustachioed man.
Last night, Thomas drove us out to the beach where we spilt a case of Coops beer and then he gave me the 'Magnum G. I.'
by Detective Dick Jiggles April 29, 2024
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I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"
Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"
by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022
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i love you sey

a nice way to express your anger
i love you sey now love me
by boomboomtaratarathephephoraywo November 24, 2021
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I fucked my stepsister

I fucked my stepsister means shitass
by Shdfsrt May 08, 2022
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