put da team on my back do

A term used to signify that you are going to do whatever it takes to give you (or your team) the victory.

Note: "Do" must be used after the phrase, or the sentence in which the phrase was used

I'm bout ta put da team on my back do... for this championship do.

Marshawn Lynch just made Darren Sharper look like a child when he put his team on his back do

by Jimmy Dean Jr. October 10, 2013

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023

I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.

"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."

by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022

Why did my dad leave me

You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline

“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”

by ImBoaHancock January 7, 2023

Who put pubic hair on my coke?

What Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asked Professor Anita Hill which was revealed during his easily successful Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

It’s so clear that for a man of Clarence Thomas’ stature to ask, “who put pubic hair on my coke?” is the completely harmless act of a jokester!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023

i just took a penis in my butt

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"

by Logically dumb August 28, 2022

Suck on my big fat man titties

SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAAH RAAAAAH

Boa Hancock: "Why can't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"
Luffy: "SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAH RAAAHHHH"
Chopper: "ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!!!!"

SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES, RAAAAH RAAAAH!

by HEYITSMEGOKU! September 14, 2022