Zach Resnick

A astronomically chunky man. Over 300 pounds of pure fat. Loser nerd giants fan L youngboy better. Worst madden player known to man. Water boy for the Ramsey football freshman team. Walking L

Woah u fat man, u look like Zach Resnick

by LoganLover69 January 6, 2022

zach

a dude who has a big dick and will fuck Bethany tonight his gf and will fuck up anyone who gets between him and his friends also has the biggest cock in the whole world and his friends are mostly polish because their strong and will defend him he also smokes weed and vapes and is just a awesome guy and is really good at sex and will fuck the liveing shit out of girls

no one is better then zach

by shagurnan69 February 10, 2022

Zachary

That one skinny white boy who always wears a jacket and sounds gay. He is also gay.

Person 1: Hey look! It’s Zachary!
Person 2: I heard he’s gay.
Person 1: He is gay, dumbass.

by Ehehydgvbd February 15, 2022

Zachomac001

A word to describe: a mid slayer fan, probably the youngest ap, also pretty good at drawing, everyone also forgot that she is a girl 💀

Stop being a Zachomac001 :Troll:

by Dick snorted February 28, 2022

Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.

Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble

by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022

Zachary Linde

a rising tiktok and snapchat star
wanted in seven states

Bro, Zachary Linde's new mix is crazy

by kapeeshyoff March 4, 2022

zach

zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.

person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!

by jayla <3 March 9, 2022