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Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
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A gay half Italian dwarf that fucks his brother
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Dylan is pretty and always dress good for school and when she walk in everyone laugh she’s always late
If you are bored call Dylan she going to want to play roblox tho
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dude that gets really offended
Dylan got so offended
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dylan is the greatest person ever you would be happy to have a dylan in your life he rages 24/7 in four square but is okkkkk i guess. He is mexican and plays baseball. everyone would be happy with a dylan
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Dylan is a unit of a man who pulls all bitches due to the extreme length of his penis. Also Dylan is a sexy ass beast who’s a tank at baseball due to his extreme athletic ability. Dylan is way better than your boyfriend and u should dump him for Dylan. When Dylan is around hide ur kids and hide your wives
You see that guy over there pulling all bitches? Yeah he’s a Dylan.
by Dingerdyl March 4, 2019
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