the term Krunker Monkey is what you call someone when you want to call them a faggot or the n-word, or any other slur, so you call them a Krunker Monkey
by Xahm is sexy February 27, 2022
A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.
Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.
by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018
1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.
2. A Christian.
2. A Christian.
I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.
by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017
by Roger rollings November 13, 2022
by OppaiSenpai January 02, 2017
To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.
by Monkeyscrub November 02, 2021
The most followed Albanian geography account on TikTok.
TikToker that’s known for geography videos, memes, gags and more!
TikToker that’s known for geography videos, memes, gags and more!
Man 1: Hey dude I just was one of Captain Monkey’s videos!
Man 2: I know me too! How does he make such good maps?
Man 2: I know me too! How does he make such good maps?
by AnonymousApe January 13, 2023