by rwains March 07, 2014
you fake ginger
by Devarion March 27, 2018
A person who at first is perceived as not particularity attractive (though definitely not ugly) who becomes very appealing, incredibly sexy, and off the charts charismatic once you get to know them. This is in part because the fake-ugly person has considerable traits that make them attractive; the way they move or dress; they're cultured, romantic, intelligent; they 're confident, casual, nonchalant.
I didn't even notice him when he came in the room, but he must be fake-ugly, because now I can't take my eyes off him.
by REB65 October 05, 2021
The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice.
8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:
Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.
Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.
by Nuts & Berries August 20, 2009
someone who wants to fit in and be like everyone else so is now “bi” or “heteroflexable” all of a sudden without any deliberation or thought. absolute shambles
FAKE FAG: guys... i’m bi
ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday
FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi
SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?
ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*
ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday
FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi
SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?
ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*
by uvgotligma July 16, 2019