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California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
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California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably
“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”
by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021
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California

I feel suicidal because I live in California
by javkscript October 1, 2021
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California Shake n' Bake

The experience of a fire and/or a heat wave at the same time as an earthquake.
Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.
by Killgeorge July 13, 2021
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California Pinstripe

Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.
Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"
by GreenTsunami July 25, 2021
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California Nevada

A game you play on your way to either California or Nevada. It’s pretty simple. Punch your friend, spouse, child, or whatever and say either California or Nevada when you are near state lines.
“Nevada!” “Ow! why did you hit me.” “We are playing California Nevada, Dipshit. It’s the point of the game
by McFizzLizz February 14, 2022
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hollister, california

hollister is a town down south from the south bay n 831, full of bitch made hynas and wannabe vatos but some are really down w their shit. most ppl from the 831 hate on it cus it’s small asf n nun to do. teenagers like to go to target for fun bro,
some foo: aye where u from

some other foo: hollister, california
by PShyttt408 February 17, 2022
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