prety

A small blue turtle that has been sat on by a dog in a sexual manner.

"Aw dude, that prety is probably gonna give your dog some kind of disease"

by JJsmith May 9, 2008

Petty gay

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.

Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.

by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018

preity

To respond quickly and intelligently in response to a question.

Bro, that was preity the way you answered back there.

by brwnboy186 March 6, 2009

petty russ

A person who is just the simplest of being petty; the state of being an asshole

John is being such a petty Russ

by Barack Obama son December 20, 2016

Wordplay Petty

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

by MTrain84 March 21, 2017

Wordplay Petty

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

by MTrain84 March 21, 2017

jacob petty

Petty guy named Jacob. Human Bowlimg Ball

Don't be such a jacob petty

by Totally accurate definition July 13, 2017