The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.

Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!

by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025

second great-great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's great-grandson.

My second great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Second Monitor Treatment

When a game or show is interesting enough for the your second monitor (focus) but not enough for your main monitor (focus)

That movie should be given second monitor treatment whilst I scroll insta reels.

by Roberto97 December 8, 2025

sesqui-second-cousin

Sesqui-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesqui-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

13.9 seconds

While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.

I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.

by DIRTNAPP March 30, 2023

second cousin-nibling

Second cousin's child.

My second cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

second-handed

When you weren’t invited directly by the host of an event, but got in through someone else’s invite. Often feels like a social snub if you know the host and expected them to ask you personally.

“I didn’t get the invite from Sarah — I was second-handed through Tom.”

“Don’t second-hand me, just ask me yourself.”

by supahectic September 4, 2025