by ajrodz February 13, 2015
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2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone
Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.
by Top_Jimmy January 29, 2014
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Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.
by shadded June 28, 2013
Get the Douche cap mug.When a man pisses in his sexual partners asshole, while taking a shower with them, in order to sterilize the orface for dinning.
by Fukyourface November 3, 2018
Get the terry douche mug.1. Word used to describe an action taken by someone or upon someone or something
2. Word used to describe the sound of an action or reaction.... Usually in repetition
3. Can be a sexual reference for intercourse
2. Word used to describe the sound of an action or reaction.... Usually in repetition
3. Can be a sexual reference for intercourse
1. I was just standing there and this dude comes out of nowhere and starts punchin me in the face like da douche da douche and broke my nose
2. He was skatin toward some stairs and I saw the whole thing; lost his footing and started rolling across the pavement, da douche da douche, getting all messed up.
3. We got to drinkin and soon enough; da douche
2. He was skatin toward some stairs and I saw the whole thing; lost his footing and started rolling across the pavement, da douche da douche, getting all messed up.
3. We got to drinkin and soon enough; da douche
by B-dog II December 9, 2008
Get the da douche mug.For every retail outlet and fast food joint, theres an hour of trade where all the douche bags walk through the door.
Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.
Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.
Check out chick # 1 : " Oh, no.. it's 10pm. "
Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "
Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "
Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "
Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "
Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.
Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "
Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "
Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "
Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "
Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "
Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.
Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "
by Sabintron3030 March 13, 2010
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