Rohinsons Disease

A fatal condition in which the victim contracts this disease by inhalation of crust particles. There have been 0 documents survivors.

Doctor- I’m sorry to inform you that you have contracted rohinsons disease.

Me- Ok fine I’m rohit

by Anthony McKinsey December 11, 2022

White Mama Disease

The attitude and way you act when you're black and born with a white mom. Often too good for other black people, bougie, or just silly in a bad way.

"You heard about Nick? He has White Mama Disease."

"Dude no way."

"You got WMD, for real."

by mysticnamjoon09 December 12, 2022

da disease

Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.

The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.

by anonymous December 15, 2022

Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

Pp go down

Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease

by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022

Heart Disease

One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.

I think I have heart disease.

by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022

James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018