Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

Pp go down

Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease

by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022

Heart Disease

One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.

I think I have heart disease.

by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022

James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

A.N.N disease

A disease that is caused by a certain species of frog located in the outskirts of bukit sentosa, malaysia. Those who are infected will find themselves speaking in a different language, talking gibberish and typing random words. The only way to cure this disease is to follow a guy to Japan. :3

She had the A.N.N disease and she followed him to Japan to cure it.

by Doctor Helz Raj November 21, 2018

Bean disease

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.

“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018

Edmunders disease

Edmunders disease is something that affects overly narcissistic assholes and pathological liars.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.

"Erika has cancelled on me again. That bitch has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."

by Shitac® August 20, 2017