jumpy car

A car that jumps.

See that car jumping over there, it must be a jumpy car.

by Big_WIlly December 29, 2003

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Smart Car

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.

Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.

by TruckerBob May 28, 2014

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Brown (the car)

best car ever. manages to overcome the fact that it's owned by Monkey. Fun fact: has cow-print seats.

Terry G and Brown. What a fine couple that would be.

by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003

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Playing Cars

Having sex, fucking. Code word so others dont know what you are referring to.

Chilling with the wife and her parents, using the code words playing cars.

Hey later can we play cars?

by stuckingunru December 6, 2009

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The action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a passing car. Do not do on major highways. The term "smacking" is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.

Hey Robbie I was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. Cops came fast like 5 minutes.

by Jⱪ December 26, 2010

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