by quesotaco August 29, 2016
Get the douche chariotmug. A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.
While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.
by kingjofus January 10, 2013
Get the Bag of Douchesmug. For every retail outlet and fast food joint, theres an hour of trade where all the douche bags walk through the door.
Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.
Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.
Check out chick # 1 : " Oh, no.. it's 10pm. "
Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "
Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "
Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "
Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "
Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.
Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "
Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "
Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "
Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "
Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "
Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.
Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "
by Sabintron3030 March 13, 2010
Get the douche o'clockmug. One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.
Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".
by Redefinition March 5, 2011
Get the douche bagmug. When a man pisses in his sexual partners asshole, while taking a shower with them, in order to sterilize the orface for dinning.
by Fukyourface November 3, 2018
Get the terry douchemug. 1. Word used to describe an action taken by someone or upon someone or something
2. Word used to describe the sound of an action or reaction.... Usually in repetition
3. Can be a sexual reference for intercourse
2. Word used to describe the sound of an action or reaction.... Usually in repetition
3. Can be a sexual reference for intercourse
1. I was just standing there and this dude comes out of nowhere and starts punchin me in the face like da douche da douche and broke my nose
2. He was skatin toward some stairs and I saw the whole thing; lost his footing and started rolling across the pavement, da douche da douche, getting all messed up.
3. We got to drinkin and soon enough; da douche
2. He was skatin toward some stairs and I saw the whole thing; lost his footing and started rolling across the pavement, da douche da douche, getting all messed up.
3. We got to drinkin and soon enough; da douche
by B-dog II December 9, 2008
Get the da douchemug. A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
Get the douche rodmug.