Turtle House

A way of referring to a Whore House in a conversation.

"Man lets head to the turtle house after school!"

by BananaMagnet November 27, 2020

turtle undercover

When someone is a turtle but is an undercover turtle

Turtle undercover: I'm a turtle undercover

Turtle: shut up

by شمسية January 2, 2015

Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007

Dirt turtle

A brewery-term for the employee lowest on the totem-pole. Typically in-charge of doing the jobs no one else wants to do.

We need to clean kegs, scrub the floors, and keg-off beer till the brite tank is empty. Go tell the Dirt Turtle to do it.

by Dirt_Turtle November 30, 2017

ninja turtle

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtle Power!
2. Slang nickname for a sewer worker

#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!

#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 19, 2016

turtle eating

Plain and simple a blow job

My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.

by Johnfmjr July 25, 2006