telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Triple Crown

A set of three races, the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes.

American Pharoah won the 2015 Triple Crown and Breeder's Cup, therefore he became the first Grand Slam horse ever.

by Arablover2003 November 16, 2016

Wendys Triple Stack Special

The sexual result of three heifers being sewn together in a "human centipede" sort of fashion, and then being sandwiched between two fairly large males, usually being the farmer and one of his typically incestive relatives, who then proceed to perform anal and oral sex, on the "meat patties".

So i heard last night Cletus and his nephson Jim Bob went out to the cow barn after a keg of moonshine and finished off the night with a Wendys Triple Stack Special.

by ThtCrazyInjun97 January 5, 2018

Triple Threat

A girl that gives good head, has good pussy, and does anal

"Saw this girl on Tinder that said she was a triple threat"

"Nice"

by BDPcommenter February 16, 2022

Triple M

Triple M stands for Munch Made Max

Did you know triple M is obsessed with CARTI and wants to eat his dreads!?

by diffy kissy euuugh mmhm March 22, 2023

Triple T

A smooth operator that the male will never meet but your girl is infatuated with.also known as a smooth criminal stealing your goods like a thief in the night

When you aint doing your job right,your girl calling Triple T,If your girl dragging both leggs shes been Triple T'd

by Triple T December 20, 2016

Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023