National Punch a Ginger Named Parker Day

On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.

"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"

by haha2576 January 26, 2023

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

by D B Cooper December 20, 2013

National Give A Ginger Some Cheese Day

On December 19th, it’s national give a ginger some cheese day. The titles pretty self explanatory.

Ginger 1: OMG it’s national give a ginger some cheese day tomorrow I can’t wait!
Ginger 2: I know! I love cheese!

by LittleWhite69 December 18, 2019

National kick your ginger friend day

January 12th

The day in which you have the legal rights to kick you ginger friends straight in the shins.

National kick your ginger friend day is my favorite holiday!

by GingerFagg December 23, 2021

National beat the living shit out a ginger day

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely

It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat

by Bigultimateman November 23, 2020

national punch your short ginger friend day

its that day! on april 28 give your short little ginger friend a BIG ol slap. :) ;) :') UwU TnT uWu ;-;

"come here" -friend that is not short ginger
"no youre gonna punch me"-short ginger friend
"it's national punch your short ginger friend day ;)" - non ginger friend
"AAAHHHHH" - ginger loser

by YoMamma12345678910435425423657 February 8, 2023

Ginger freckles

Gin·ger fre·ckles jin jer fre klz

Adjective

1. Too much paprika

2. When there's not enough hot sauce on a del taco taco

3. When a red headed fast food employee uses his magic warlock dust to ruin a del taco taco

"Welcome to del taco, what can I get for you?"

"Ya, can I get 2 classic tacos with no lettuce or ginger freckles please."

by Badg3r October 21, 2012