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Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.
I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.
by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019
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AIM Ghost

The act of writing messages when people are offline, but when they return messages or they are online again and they say "hey i got your message." and then log off
DATE May,5,2010 ~ You: "Hey! I heard you won your baseball game! give me the deatails."

DATE May,6,2010~Friend: "Hey i got your message, dude, the score was 10-2, i pitched and struck out everyone, whats new with you?"
You: logs off.
Friend:" YOUR SUCH A FREAKN' AIM GHOST!"
by WoodyIsDaSex May 2, 2010
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Ghost Strokin'

Ghost strokin' is when someone sits on or causes their hand to go numb and then uses it to masturbate with thus making it feel as if someone else is doing it.
Bro last night I was ghost strokin' so hard I came and blew a load halfway across my room!
by OnlyElite May 28, 2017
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Ghost shot

When you came so much and or far without knowing where the cum went in your room.
Person 1: Hey, what's that on your shirt?
Person 2: Oh no, that must be from my afternoon wank.
Person 1: Dude, you should really watch out with those ghost shots.
by jakjakjak14 December 6, 2016
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Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality
Friend:"He looks so good, too bad he's got a bad personality"

Me:"You sure can choose ghost-confetti sometimes"
by Psycocat May 1, 2021
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ghost-duster

a person whose crop-dusting lingers so long that victims of the crop-dusting cannot identify who the duster was.
After realizing that no one knew who had last walked through the hallway, Fred noted that the odd smell was yet more evidence of being hit, once again, by a ghost-duster.
by Marylynn Cain December 21, 2008
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Ghost Tentacled

When a man's genitalia is too small to feel anything, it is believed you are being Ghost Tentacled.~
Due to John's genitalia being too small, Sue believed she was being " Ghost Tentacled".
by Kittiey13 June 11, 2014
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