The asshole ring
by Blacknight2-00 January 02, 2020
The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.
Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.
by Carrotman424 July 03, 2018
Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.
Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.
Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.
Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
by 8c’s September 28, 2021
Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.
Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
by 8c’s September 28, 2021
A young man with divine angelic powers to turn back time to the very moment of his own birth hoping to correct his wrongs and finally become donut king.but becomes so sad and confused when he realizes that all of his friends and family members are actually Alien hybrids using his loved ones human bodys as temporary avatars to visit the earth as a vacation spot in the 21st century.
That donut prince needs to calm down about the gang stalking and just eat a donut and chill for christ sake.
by T.L.M.05588 May 04, 2021
A glory hole for a duck
by Jennanski January 05, 2021
When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
by Horse Peener December 02, 2023