Booty Cookie

A rock-hard turd that feels like it is cutting into your booty hole while dropping a deuce.

Things began to go downhill when I felt the Booty Cookie making its way through my rectal pathway.

by Jizz Blaster May 20, 2009

Oreo Cookie

An offensive term meaning a white person wearing a black shirt.

John: Hey look it's an Oreo cookie.
Bob: Where do you think he's going, the biscuit convention?
John: HAHAHAHAHAH

by IDontliku January 17, 2019

cunt cookie

A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.

"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."

by forevercha0s April 28, 2005

Cookie Fingers

A term used to described young children with dirty hands

That kid better not touch my stuff with those cookie fingers.

by Adam Goldfish October 4, 2008

crotch cookies

a batch of cookies baked with pubic hairs; cookies that have been rubbed against your crotch preferably having obtained a few pubic hairs.

Go eat CROTCH COOKIES !!;

Manny: You want some cookies *tee hee*
Francisco: Sure *munch, munch*
Francisco: They taste weird . . . what do they have in them?
Manny: My pubes.;

Johnathan: Let's serve crotch cookies to Mr. Speno.
Jamon: Why?
Johnathan: Because i hate his bitch ass!

by Ritous C April 14, 2008

Semen cookies

A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.

Jim: want some cookies

Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.

by JeffandJimsemenCookies May 1, 2020

Fortune Cookie

The wise words given through the means of a delicious snack. Fortune Cookies should not be taken lightly or mocked. Eat the cookie, taste the cookie, heed the cookie.

"Dank oo sirrr, here your Fortûne Cookîe!" (Fortune Cookie)

by J_money18 September 11, 2013