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Beach, beach, bitch

Same as "duck, duck, goose" except the word duck is replaced with beach and the word goose is replaced with bitch.
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."
I played Beach, Beach, Bitch with a group of 50 people once.
by CancerAndEbolaPatient May 1, 2018
mugGet the Beach, beach, bitchmug.

Beach Hut’d

A term used for overpaying for shitty food, specifically sandwiches overly dressed up with cream cheese and avacado.
I ordered a pastrami and once again I was Beach Hut’d.
by Talliwood December 9, 2018
mugGet the Beach Hut’dmug.

Beach

If you don't wanto to be censored by saying "bitch" try this!
YOU BEACH! WHY WOULD YOU SHEAT ON MY MATTRESS!?
by Berial February 16, 2024
mugGet the Beachmug.

Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.
by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021
mugGet the Beached whalemug.

Beach Wizard

I would like to order a beach wizard.
by Mew269 October 18, 2019
mugGet the Beach Wizardmug.

Bass Beach

A beautiful ocean front space for families and recreation rendered toxic and unusable for a generation by the incompetent leadership of Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass.
Did you hear Johnny got cancer from playing volleyball on a Bass Beach.
by DonnieLA February 20, 2025
mugGet the Bass Beachmug.

Beached a bitch

I was fucking a chick in Alaska but I wanted that sunny cali feel so I beached a bitch
by \m/ ( >.< ) \m/ July 30, 2017
mugGet the Beached a bitchmug.

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