Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
*and then you get left on read*
by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021

by memefan May 20, 2018

This doesn't mean anything if you were a big fat cow and adhd dog-eyes with colorblind trucks.
Due to the wet weather you are currently going to die in the tuck in the tuck point in a truck.
Dude do the default dance in the tuck. Yes.
Due to the wet weather you are currently going to die in the tuck in the tuck point in a truck.
Dude do the default dance in the tuck. Yes.
Person 2: Dude I want to kill you so bad, you must go back in the tuck of the truck B)
Person 1: 'Uno Reverse Card'
Person 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 1: Let's gooooo!! Do the default dance NOW! TRUCK IN THE TUCK!!!
Person 2: NO SHIT WAIT NO, FUCK YOU!
Person 1: 'Uno Reverse Card'
Person 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 1: Let's gooooo!! Do the default dance NOW! TRUCK IN THE TUCK!!!
Person 2: NO SHIT WAIT NO, FUCK YOU!
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