“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
Get the Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.mug. A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug. 
Random: So are you some type of elite person or?
You(who is tied up in a room full of random rich people): Why the hell am I here??
You(who is tied up in a room full of random rich people): Why the hell am I here??
by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025
Get the Why the hell am I here??mug. A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.
Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes
Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly
Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA
Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly
Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA
Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
by The slang teacher May 26, 2022
Get the Why y’all on bro’s tip?mug. by tylerdurdenmp4 December 11, 2024
Get the who did it and whymug. Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
Get the That’s why we wear hatsmug.