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passing a test

The act of or concerning the need to pass a urine examination to see if it has illicit chemicals from previous engagements.
"I'm going to be passing a test soon to get this new job, hopefully."
"I'll piss in dat cup for chu son!"
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Test Push

In response to a case of bubble guts, the practice of giving a slight push from one's ass to determine if the bowel is about to spew, or it if is only a helpless fart.
Albert: I can hear your stomach from here, do you need to go to the bathroom?
Mary: I think I'm alright. I just did a test push and it seems to be just gas for now.
by AdamLovesCabernet June 12, 2020
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food test

When your on your first date and he/ she decides to share their food with you. If you take a bite then it's a good sign. If not the night will not progress very well and no further chances at a relationship, etc .
Search joey doesn't share food on youtube. Joey decided not to go on a 2nd date with phoebe's friend because she reach over and grab his food. Joey doesn't share and he thus fails the food test.
by urbanwolf92 October 14, 2016
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by ENTester October 19, 2023
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The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.
I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!
by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022
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test

to try something for the first time to verify the state of it (if it works)
I need to TEST if it work's.
by hisec January 22, 2020
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Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.
At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.
by drkobra September 28, 2017
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