My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.

P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"

by The Hat King September 20, 2025

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way

Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*

by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022

first-cousin

Cousin or 1C:
1- Parent's full sibling's child.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents (maternal or paternal) in common.

My first-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

sesqui-first cousin-nibling

Sesqui-first cousin’s child.

My sesqui-first cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

First assessment curse

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year

I got my academic results and I fell victim to the first assessment curse

by SirePapi April 6, 2021