Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.

Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".

by mcbell December 9, 2012

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Zombie spider

The worst ever thing created by a Fricking Wasp

PACK YOUR BAGS, THERE IS A ZOMBIE SPIDER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Yeab01 October 26, 2020

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When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.

Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.

by Seah0rse November 25, 2025

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Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

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Club Zombie

A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.

“Those club zombies can’t stop going out and chicken cutleting girls on the beach”

by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023

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Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.

Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.

by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018

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