I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 23, 2024
Get the Stepped on a bird's nestmug. Step-tards are fucking idiots who enjoy step-fatansy on porn/hentai and even in real life, these retarders think fucking a stranger that has nothing but literally a piece of paper to be related is "exiting". The worst part, they say shit like "the best thing of fucking your sister, is not being related by blood" (as if friends who consider themselves as friend were different). They self contradicted, they act Edgy, and the worst part, the brag about an social illusion as it was the pinnacle of all sins, when it reality step-tards are only overestimate a word.
That step-tard think fucking a step-sister is incest. If that was the case, I would've done incest when I fucked my gf because 2 moths ago I considered a sister.
by Mr. Memo Herdez January 16, 2019
Get the Step-tardmug. The process when a male/female partner strokes a flaccid penis while you both side step towards the nearest wall. Upon getting close to the wall the flaccid penis turns erect. The partner stroking the penis spins them around and shoves their penis through the wall and starts fisting them until they ejaculate into a jar of Kentucky moonshine then you both chug until you pass out or throw up.
Dude I was with this girl last night and she gave me the old Kentucky side step. I've never cum so hard before throwing up in my life.
by Panda fucker January 6, 2020
Get the Kentucky side stepmug. A girl with big bulging muscles and thighs that can decapitate a man. She can beat up anybody and will definitely steal your choccie milk. Also has a 16 incher.
What are you doing step-haven?
by wretchedwenchbehindbig September 6, 2021
Get the step-havenmug. Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.
Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.
by A GuyVegan October 19, 2017
Get the stepping in post holesmug. When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)
“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”
by anonymous February 19, 2021
Get the Step Jewishmug. 
Get the step-co-nephew-in-lawmug.